The Saga Begins...

We've toyed with the idea of throwing some of our shit against the wall of the internet for some time now, just to, you know, see if it sticks. Our idea is to expose the soft white underbelly of these e-waves, blow some minds, and rant about crappy, over-hyped movies and esoteric baseball anecdotes. Like Carl Everett, for instance. We think the world needs more of Carl's particular brand of insanity. The ability to hit to all fields (well, not since 2003) and adamant disbelief in the existence of dinosaurs are exactly the sort of talent and irrational thought that find a home here at Lazy Eyed Girl. In the coming weeks and months, we hope to distract, entertain, and disturb you with our profound truths. Sit back, guzzle some industrial strength grain alcohol, and enjoy the ride.