Rule 69: If you put it in her butt, your automatically dating.
-Gentlemen, follow this rule and not only will you get a girlfriend, but the process will cost you a lot less. Instead of taking your girl to a nice steak dinner at fridays, or a fajita dinner at chilis, or even to outback for a bloomin onion (you aristocrats), all you have to do is put it in her butt. This will save you all kinds of money in the courting process. Now for you guys out there that put it in the butt of an ugly chick (cause you were drunk or hadn't gotten any in a long time), dont fret. You just have to break up with her the next morning. She might be confused when you say your breaking up the morning after a one night stand, she might not even know you guys were dating, but she will catch on.
Stay classy gentlemen.
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